Bored of the Rings

Bored of the Rings
It’s nae fun being a Hobbit
No’ wi’ feet like these.
It’s nae fun being a Hobbit
O pass the Epsoms please.

It’s nae fun being a Hobbit
A wisnae built tae run.
It’s nae fun being a Hobbit
A wish they-d invent the gun!

It’s nae fun being a Hobbit
Wot with orcs and wolves and things
It’s nae fun being a Hobbit
Ye can keep your flamin’ ring!!!!

Pól Steele
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